What do you call a peanut in space?
An astronut.
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Where does laundry go to college?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What did the rug say to the floor?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What style of music weighs the most?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
