What do you call a peanut in space?
An astronut.
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Which cats have the best manners?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?