What did summer say to spring?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's a henway?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?