What do you call a peanut in space?
An astronut.
How do birds threaten one another?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?