What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why are ghosts always single?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
How long will dinner be?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?