What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
