What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
How can you farm during the winter?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?