What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?