What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why are trees always so positive?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?