What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
How much money does a skunk have?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Which is the worst season?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?