What's the friendliest national park?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What's the friendliest pen?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?