Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Tom Cruise.
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why are all priests fit?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?