Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
How do you wash a lamb?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What's the opposite of irony?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?