Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's a henway?
How long will dinner be?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What school subject really rocks?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you call an old snowman?