What did the stair machines call each other?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did spring break up with winter?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
How do you grill cheese?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
How do automobiles fly?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?