What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Kobe beef.
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Where do horses reside?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What sport is full of interior designers?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
