Why did spring break up with winter?
It was tired of getting the cold shoulder.
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
