Why do basketball players like cookies?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Which insect is the smartest?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What is another name for a cow?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
How do you compliment a cat?