Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
How do bears keep cool?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the tennis player win her trial?