What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
How do billboards talk?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?