What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do elves learn in school?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?