What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?