Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Because it tocked too much.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
