Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why do kids love theater classes?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
How much does freedom weigh?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did the sardine call the submarine?