How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
How are mountains able to see?