Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Because it tocked too much.
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
How do you make a bandstand?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What animals make the best students?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?