Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Because it tocked too much.
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What shape has a knighthood?
How do bees get to school?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Which state has the best streets?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?