How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Where do ants go to eat?
