Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?