What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
How do frogs get to work?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What animal likes to party the most?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
