What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
How do fireflies start a race?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Where do mice leave their boats?
How do bears keep cool?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?