What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why don't ants get sick?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?