Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why are books always so angry?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?