What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
He went bananas!
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?