Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?