What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
I otter do that!
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
