What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
I otter do that!
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why are all priests fit?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why are winter days great?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
When do cows get tired?