What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Where do ants go to eat?