What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?