Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
She heard they had great broom service.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?