Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
She heard they had great broom service.
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the foal cough?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
