Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
She heard they had great broom service.
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What country has the most fish?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?