What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Bambi-dexterous.
Why are baseball games at night?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Which insect makes the best father?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?