Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What birds make average students?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?