What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Bambi-dexterous.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What are baby potatoes called?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
