Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What's the friendliest national park?
Which insect makes the best father?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What's a forklift?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?