What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the dog do so well in school?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Which former US President was always cold?