Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why was the bunny upset?
What makes music in your hair?
What day is your mom always right?
How does a squid go into battle?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you call a rabbit barber?