Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What animal loves Indian food?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Where does the president keep his razor?