What do you eat on July 5th?
Independence Day-Old-Pizza.
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What is a mom's favorite game?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What do math teachers eat?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?