What do you eat on July 5th?
Independence Day-Old-Pizza.
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Are baby skunks cute?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?