Why did the pig go to the casino?
Which fly makes films?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?