What do you eat on July 5th?
Independence Day-Old-Pizza.
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the mare gain weight?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What's the noisiest food?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What is a robot's favorite snack?