What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?