Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What utensil does water use to eat?