Why is money so stubborn?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Where do baby apes sleep?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What school subject really rocks?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why do rodents make the best runners?