Why are the mountains so tired?
Because they don't Everest.
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why is furniture so generous?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the calf play in the school band?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What snacks always have the best tan?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
