What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
How do hurricanes see?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?