Why are construction workers so good at parties?
They know how to raise the roof.
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Where do stars go to college?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Which bug is related to you?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
