What do you call a peanut in space?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Where do termites go camping?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?