What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why did the dog do so well in school?