Why are construction workers so good at parties?
They know how to raise the roof.
When is Dad's bedtime?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why was the horse so happy?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why is a computer so smart?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?