What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why was the math book sad?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you do when two snails fight?