When is Dad's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
