When is Dad's bedtime?
Three hours after he falls asleep in his chair.
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What tea do footballers drink?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
How do fireflies start a race?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do jokesters study in college?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?