What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?