How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why are books always so angry?
Why is the beach so confident?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What did the confused bee say?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?