Why did the student always get straight A's?
She did everything by the textbook.
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Which fly makes films?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?