Why did the student always get straight A's?
She did everything by the textbook.
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why are all priests fit?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do Scottish toads play?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
