Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
How do you talk to a giant?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?