What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Cornhole.
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What's the richest basketball team?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
