What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
The museum curator needed a break.
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Which bug is related to you?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
