What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What is the best book to read in autumn?