Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why is a doctor always calm?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why was the cat so small?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do cows say on NYE?
What's E.T. short for?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why are fish such good architects?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What building always gets stains on it?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?