Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do nosey peppers do?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What fish only swims at night?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?