Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What is the smallest lion?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?