Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do naked fish play with?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?