Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Where does water do all its banking?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
