Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?