Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why are all priests fit?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What makes a glow worm glow?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?