What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics.
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why are goats so funny?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?