Where does water do all its banking?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Where do polar bears vote?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why are grandkids so great?
What do you call a tired tree?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?