Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
The museum curator needed a break.
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?