My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why did electricity win the race?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?