What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why are trees always so positive?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What kind of store would a dog own?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the sailor lose his job?