We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why are maps such great therapists?