What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can count on!
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What animal likes to party the most?
Where do horses reside?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
