What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can count on!
What is the most faithful insect?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What birds make average students?
How do bears keep cool?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?