What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can count on!
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?