How do fireflies start a race?
Ready, steady, glow.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why do rhinos charge?
How does a taco bless the table?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why did the coach go to the bank?