How do fireflies start a race?
Ready, steady, glow.
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
How does a cow do math?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
