What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the fish blush?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do jokesters study in college?
What do you call two birds in love?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?