What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What fairy loves to count?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?