Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?