Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do you call a very small Valentine?