Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's a dog's favorite city?
How do frogs get to work?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?