Why did he change his bike's tires?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?