What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley.
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
How do birds threaten one another?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why did the echo get detention?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Are baby skunks cute?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
