Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why are cars magic?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What condiment has wings?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?