What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley.
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What is the most adorable season?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
How do you organize a space party?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why are skunks always so depressed?