Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
It's too hard to make stores out of dimes.
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?