What do golfers drink on the green?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?