What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
I'm fall-ing for you.
Why do dogs run in circles?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
