What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
I'm fall-ing for you.
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.