Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What's a forklift?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
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What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Where do kittens go to school?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Where do books sleep?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?