What's a forklift?
Food.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
