Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why did the frog starve?