What do you call the king of vegetables?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do little fish love to play with?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?