What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?