Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What did the painter say to the wall?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?