Where did the hockey player get all his money?
From the tooth fairy!
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
My leaf blower doesn't work.
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
How can you make 7 even?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?