Where did the hockey player get all his money?
From the tooth fairy!
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What does the sun drink out of?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you call an old snowman?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
