Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do cats wear to work?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?