What do you call a flying police officer?
A helicopper!
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What is the strongest animal?
Which animals make the best football players?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
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Why are boxers good comedians?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?