What do you call a flying police officer?
A helicopper!
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What's the loudest sport?
Which family member has tusks?
A book just fell on my head.
What style of music weighs the most?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
