What do you call a flying police officer?
A helicopper!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Which dog loves to rob banks?