What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?