Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Because it's always running around in circles.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you give a sick pig?