Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Because it's always running around in circles.
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Where do horses reside?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
How do bears keep cool?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?