Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Because it's always running around in circles.
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
