Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Because it's always running around in circles.
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Which former US President was always cold?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do you call two birds in love?
How do you organize a space party?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?