Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Because it's always running around in circles.
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?