How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do you call the dog magician?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did March say to the madness?
What car always breaks the rules?