Why are boxers good comedians?
They really know their punchlines.
What's E.T. short for?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What did the bread do on vacation?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why are baseball games at night?
