Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What fairy loves to count?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?