Why are boxers good comedians?
They really know their punchlines.
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?