How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What do you call a sad latte?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Where does laundry go to college?
What's a forklift?