What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
The chow chow slide.
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
How do you make a cow float?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?