What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
A gas guzzler.
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why was the math book sad?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
