What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
A gas guzzler.
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Do dads always snore?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Can February March?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?