Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?