Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Because the winds of change are coming.
Why don't ants get sick?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
I broke my finger!
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What is the definition of Robin?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What goes zzub, zzub?