How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What bee is good for your health?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What's the politest month?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?