Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Because the winds of change are coming.
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
When should you start writing a book?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a vacation at home?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
