What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do nosey peppers do?
How long will dinner be?