Why do crabs never give to charity?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What bee is good for your health?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What kind of books do boats write?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What type of car do planets buy?