What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?