What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What does winter fat turn into?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Which dogs love to study science?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
