What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What animal knows kung fu?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?