How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
They're she-ep.
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why do all the planets get along?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?