How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
They're she-ep.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
