How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
They're she-ep.
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Which elf is the best singer?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you call a short cow?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Which animal is the most religious?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?