Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What animal floats best?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?