Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
How do you make a bandstand?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What goes up when the rain comes down?