What day is your mom always right?
Every day.
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?