What day is your mom always right?
Every day.
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
How do you arrest a pig?
How long will dinner be?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
