Why are scissors so forgiving?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What kind of bow can't be tied?