What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny™.
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What did autumn say to summer?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
