Where do German dogs sleep?
In the dog haus.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
