Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What condiment has wings?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What is the coolest country?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What type of car do planets buy?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?