Where do German dogs sleep?
In the dog haus.
How do horses navigate at night?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do elves learn in school?
Why is the beach so confident?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why was the bunny upset?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?