Where do German dogs sleep?
In the dog haus.
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Which cats have the best manners?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why are all priests fit?